I would like to start this with an apology or rather a very sympathetic sigh to those of you who ever supported Britney by purchasing her cds or concert tickets. It is with your support that she has turned into the raging lunatic we continue to watch take a nose dive into the paparazzi’s ever-present lense. You are the enablers. Without financial backing, this girl would not be even an inkling of the wreck she has become.

With that being said and me feeling so justified in my rant, I will step off my soapbox to bring you the newest Britney entertainment. And guess what it is free!

Britney has become British. Unfortunately, we still have to claim her as a fellow American citizen. I apologize.

She was spotted out Saturday night with her new “Brit Boy”. She was introducing him to one of her favorite all-American past times, gas stations. Britney had to pee y’all.

While at her top hot spot Britney showed off her latest skill…she’s acquired a British accent. It’s actually pretty decent. Maybe she’s planning to jump ship or rather continents when she finally loses custody of her boys. Time shall tell. For now enjoy the free show!