British Councilor Claims He Has Alien Love Child & Is Beamed Up For ET Sex!

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Simon Parkes, a Labour councilor for Whitby town council in North Yorkshire, UK, has claimed to be the father of a child called Zarka with a “Cat Queen” alien, who he meets up with for extra-terrestrial sex 4 times a year.

Parkes, 53, made these outlandish claims on a Channel 4 documentary – ‘Confessions of an Alien Abductee’.

He claims that his wife isn’t too happy about his infidelity with his alien lover, however he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong because “it is not a human level”.

Apparently the Cat Queen beams Parkes up to a space craft orbiting the earth 4 times a year for sex, by holding hands with him and waiting till he says he is ready to go!

He said that he decided to speak out about his alien experiences despite the fact that he knows many people will believe that he is crazy because of it! However he claims that if people spent some time with him, they would realize he isn’t actually mad!

He said: “I can understand how you would say that because you have not seen anything yourself and that’s your immediate fall-back position.”

Parkes believes that there are many other people who have had similar experiences but won’t talk about them because they are worried that it will ruin their careers or have them labeled as wackos.

He has previously claimed that his mother was a 9ft tall green alien with 8 fingers.

I just feel sorry for Zarka, it’s always the kids that suffer in extra-marital affairs.

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