You know, David Beckham should play the field a little. He’s been with that fugly stick and bone pouting trout for too long now, and since everyone in Hollywood want a piece of Goldenballs, he should just make the most of it.

We’re not saying he should go out and cheat on Posh, he should be open about it and demand an open relationship, and to prove that he’s not GAY..after all, he’s been sleeping with a stick insect for years now..so it’s time to try something that resemble a real woman.

A real woman in the shape of Latino Eva Mendes…would you believe it? Eva, whose saucy Calvin Klein Obsession advert recently got banned in the US for featuring too much nudity has confessed that she would fancy David Beckham even if he smelt of “old socks and bad cheese”.

Mendes said in a recent interview about Becks:

“I’ve met guys who were great-looking, but there was no spark. And I’ve met guys who’ve been overweight or balding, but when you start talking to them you’re like, ‘Wow, I’m really attracted to this person.”

“Smell is important too. Would David Beckham be as beautiful if he smelt like old socks and bad cheese? Actually, bad example – he probably would.”

So, there you have it Becks, anytime you want a change from chewing bones to eating real hot juicy steak, Mendes is the one to call.