The papparazzi are pretty damn annoying, aren’t they? I understand. I get told I look a lot like Harry Potter on a daily basis, and people have asked for photos with me in some instances. Maybe I should start carrying a wand around just to feel novel.

Anyways, when newlyweds Cash Warren and Jessica Alba were spotted doing a little shopping, the paparazzi were right on top of them. When the paparrazzi confronted the couple and started asking questions about their secret marriage last week, Cash couldn’t handle it. He jumped in one photographer’s car, took the keys and threw them across the stores parking lot. That’s pretty bold, but I guess he’s not the bitch in the relationship, or is he? Meh… who cares. That takes balls and I respect that.

The couple was married last week, secretly, in a courthouse and within a few weeks, Alba’s baby should be poppin’ on out.