Starbucks Employee Owns Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have trouble finding the energy to get up in the morning, and like many other blue-collared American worker, finds their way to the nearest Starbucks to get that buzz they need to make it through the day.
So what is the twins drug of choice? A Grande nonfat latte is what the pair normally order a nice duet of.
Seems that they’ve been getting a A Grande fatass latte, though. One worker at the Starbucks where they would always stop at thought the two teenage drama hos were a little too skinny/lacking in breastesses (boobs, people). Instead of pouring in the skim-milk to make their drink, he’d whip out the whole-fat milk and load it into the drink. Oh - Em - Jee… Calories… about 10 of them, maybe.
Anyways, that barista is now an ex-barista, and twins rep is completely denying the claims that the nutritionally deprived twins pointed fingers at anyone working there.




while i hate those two as much as anyone, saying that they were “owned” by some employee at Starbucks is fucking retarded. he is a jackass. glad he got fired. not giving people what they order is a good way to make people sick. you know, the whole no peanuts, no real milk. anyway, don’t give a shit about the olsen sticks but this article SUCKED! and not in that good way.
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