troyer-verne

What’s the world coming to when you can’t even throw a midget around?

LOL seriously, you just can’t make this up…Verne Troyer aka Mini Me is taking his ex girlfriend man face Ranae Shrider to court over claims she threw him around.

Hahahaaaaaa!!!!! No, seriously, you just can’t make this stuff up…….

The Austin Power midget has filed a lawsuit in Federal court accusing man whore Ranae of inflicting emotional distress and battery.

Verne accused Ranae of terrorizing him with such cruel acts as breaking into his locked bedroom and chucking him onto the floor.

A lawyer for Troyer says: “When you pick up a two-foot eight-inch human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts.”

LMAO!!! stop it, you’re killing me……

Verne, 39, also sues Ranae in a $20million lawsuit for violating his privacy when she leaked a sex tape of them to a US website, among the people named in the case is a lawyer who allegedly attempted to sell his sex tape.

Phew!!! let’s stop it here…