Kwayzar is a rapper with a difference, for one, he is slightly older than your average rapper at the ripe old age of 83 and instead of banging on about drinking Cristal or Courvoisier, Kwayzar instead elaborates on his healthy, vegetable-laden diet that ensures he ‘can still do it’.
Maybe he should team up with PETA and get involved with their ‘Boyfriend Went Vegan and Knocked The Bottom Out Of Me’ campaign.
He released the single in March, but it recently picked up a bit of a web following after a friend of a woman he met in a bakery posted a link to the video on Reddit.
In the single Kwayzar goes into great detail about how is still able to perform and claims that the theory that men over the age of 80 can’t get it up, definitely doesn’t apply to him.
There is something a little bit creepy about watching a guy the same age as my granddad go on about his sex life while a young girl gyrates next to him, but it is kinda funny, so I’ll put my cringey feelings to one side for the moment.