Goth rocker Marilyn Manson will have to spend the next few days resting in his coffin, cos he has been felled by a potentially deadly virus.
The self-styled “God of Fuck” has gone down with a bout of swine flu and No, he didn’t get it from boning a pig.
Marilyn said, “So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive.”
Uh..get well soon.
Me think he got the Swine cos of those shitteous records he’s been churning out in recent years.
Karma is a bitch!
