Here we go again!
This week’s dose of Michael Jackson fanfiction is courtesy of The Sun!
As usual, the ever reliable British tabloid is reporting that Macaulay Culkin is Blanket Jackson’s biological father.
LOL!
According to the Sun, the Home Alone star is said to have donated sperm to help Michael create Prince Michael II – with an unknown surrogate mum.
A source told the newspaper, “It is well known Jackson and Macaulay shared a unique bond. Now rumours are spreading like wildfire that Macaulay, who Jackson nicknamed Mack, is actually Blanket’s biological dad.”
Another source added:”This isn’t just chitter-chatter, even Culkin suspects he’s Blanket’s father. So many names have been mentioned as prospective dads, and this is probably the wackiest yet. But Jackson and Culkin were best friends. He was one of the few people Jackson really trusted and Mack never let him down. Really, Jackson idolised him – that’s why he asked Mack to donate sperm. Deep down, I think he always wished Mack was his son. Creating Blanket was the next best thing.”
Oh boy! did someone made up this story whilst smoking the good shiz or what?
I didn’t know this, but apparently, the 29 year old former child actor is godfather to two of Michael’s children. He has yet to comment on the death of his pal.
UPDATE: TMZ has contacted Culkin’s mouthpiece Michelle Bega to ask whether The Sun’s story was true and they got the following reply: “The inquiries are too preposterous for us to even acknowledge.”
Let file this piece of shit under Claire Cruise’s madness, shall we??
