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Photos are all over the internet today showing Ms. Hilton and the infamous K-Fed partying it up at nightclubs in Vegas on Saturday night.

Huh??? That was my initial reaction.

I am actually shocked that Paris would rub elbows with his kind. I don’t see her getting involved with the father of four with two different baby mommies. That would require her to be much less self-involved. Could that actually ever happen?

Besides, K-Fed’s kids are too old to be cute little playmates with BFF Nicole Ritchie’s soon-to-be-new-little-bundle.

I don’t know about you, but I stopped having slumber parties in jr. high. Apparently, Hannah Montana is still having them at 15. A little weird.

We used to play Truth or Dare or make prank calls. Miley and her “normal friend” pretend like they’re lesbians and then take pictures.

“They’re nothing bad!” Cyrus insisted. “At first, I was really upset. It really sucks.”

Well take a look for yourself and decide. Pretty provocative if you ask me. But who am I to say? I was sneaking out my bedroom window to make out with boys at her age. Different strokes….

Spandex is a tough one to carry off, especially when it’s shiny. The Lohan Sisters were spotted out and about over the holidays modeling matching spandex leggings. Eeew!! It is not a pretty picture.

In fact, it makes me shudder to see anyone, especially a 14 year old, in pants so tight and so shiny that it’s like a big fat arrow pointing to your “stuff.” A highlighter. Just see for yourself…. Very inappropriate.

Dr. Phil and wife Robin were quoted recently saying that Lynne Spears is a “great mom.” Really?

I can almost guarantee that if Lynne and her two outstanding daughters, Britney and Jamie Lynn, were guests on his show he would be telling them to “get real.” Or something like this….

“You need to grab hold of your daughters, drag them out of Hollywood, and get them back to their southern roots. You are the mom. It’s time you stepped up and acted like one. Take some responsibility lady.” (remember to put the Dr. Phil drawl emphasis on the quote, it becomes much more effective.)

Poor, poor Paris and I mean poor in the financial sense. Her Grandpappy Hilton has decided to give away a reported 97% of his 2.3 billion to charity.

Does this mean that she is no longer an heiress??? Oh, no.

I guess it shouldn’t really matter since the socialite is ” a self made woman who earns all of her own cash.” She works hard for the money……

Mischa Barton was arrested early Thursday morning for D.U.I. suspicion. The actress was on the OC from 2003-2006. She is also easily recognizable as the Keds model. I wonder how this will go over with them, considering their squeaky clean image?

There’s a good chance that Miss Mischa might not be sporting the latest Keds after this mishap. That might not be such a bad thing. Does anyone really like Keds?

Keds or no Keds…Doesn’t this girl have an assistant to drive her home? Or how about a cab? A D.U.I. is much worse for your reputation than a little cab ride home. Better luck next time.

Lindsay Lohan’s rehab boyfriend, Riley Giles, just made a pretty penny by telling a British mag the juicy scoop on his short lived sex fest with LiLo. And guess what? She allegedly has a sex addiction.

Ooohh! That’s low. Her punk-ass -snowboarder -ex got paid who nows how much to say that they once had sex 4 times in row. Big #$%^ing deal! Haven’t we all done that in the first month of a new relationship?

He said that they still talk everyday. Well I’m pretty sure that is no longer…. But hey you gotta give it up to the guy, he just turned a month of sex with Lindsay into a ten year bank roll. Right on, dude!

I would like to start this with an apology or rather a very sympathetic sigh to those of you who ever supported Britney by purchasing her cds or concert tickets. It is with your support that she has turned into the raging lunatic we continue to watch take a nose dive into the paparazzi’s ever-present lense. You are the enablers. Without financial backing, this girl would not be even an inkling of the wreck she has become.

With that being said and me feeling so justified in my rant, I will step off my soapbox to bring you the newest Britney entertainment. And guess what it is free!