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Lily Allen has reportedly shrunk from a size 12 to a size 8 with the help of hypnosis.  US Weekly reports:

Allen slimmed down with the help of Susan Hepburn, an accredited hypnotherapist and psychotherapist who charges approximately $600 an hour to implant subconscious messages into clients’ minds reminding them to stop eating when they feel full.

“After the hypnotism, I want to go to the gym every day, otherwise I feel really bad,” Allen, 22, said. “I just want to get more toned and healthy. I’m really good about everything at the moment — I’ve never been happier.”

Jamie Lynn Spears, adorably pint-sized junior of the Spears Clan, decided to use some grown up words to fight back with a woman who was verbally harassing Big Sis outside a Malibu restaurant. The woman, who has yet to be identified, decided to attack Brit, yelling, “Nobody wants you in this neighborhood! You’re making the neighborhood unsafe!”

Jamie Lynn’s response? “Then get the f**k out of the neighborhood!”

Pretty talk for a Nickelodeon star, huh? Maybe she and Vanessa Hudgens can go on a family values tour this winter, promoting foul language and nudity. I’m sure parents all around the US would be proud.

In all honesty, though, I was proud of Lil’ Sis. If someone was attacking my sister, I’d probably punch her in the throat. So, I think that merely yelling back showed an awesome amount of restraint. After all, these celebs can’t even go to the bathroom anymore without a swarm of paps asking questions about smell and consistency outside the stall. It’s a crippling existence, and I, for one, thank God every day for my relative anonymity when I see videos like the ones below.

I wonder how long it will take until the SAG tries to push stalking laws for paparazzi through Congress?

Video of the now-infamous exchange between Jamie Lynn and the nutjob in Malibu AFTER THE JUMP….

Bloggers beware! There’s a new CW series set to blow the doors off of how we mavens of mischief operate behind the celebrity scenes. Gossip Girl, the newest prime time drama sensation, chronicles a mysterious off-camera blogger monikered, naturally, Gossip Girl. She provides the voice-over narration for all the drama that goes on behind closed doors at an exclusive Manhattan prep school where the teenagers function (to put it lightly) as adults and the adults are as scandalous as their younger counterparts. Just like we at BuzzPatrol.com follow all the latest scoop on socialites like Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie, Gossip Girl follows the heartbreaks, binge drinking fests, and hot hot HOT romances of frenemies Serena van der Woodsen and Blair Waldorf. Be prepared for cat fights and controversy galore as the writers explore such issues as teenage drinking and drug use. The drama doesn’t let up, and the acting never fails. Gossip Girl is the new O.C.!

Here it is. Tell us here at Buzzpatrol what you think. Hit or miss?

And remember, Brit’s had a yard week, y’all…

Yeah, I said it.  PETA sucks.  The organization is run by a bunch of blow-hard, washed-up celebs with nothing to do but bitch at people for wearing fur and eating KFC.  You know what?  I think fur is soft.  And I think KFC is yummy.  So stick that in your pipes and smoke it, ya big bunch of hippies.

Gah.

PETA, never an organization to miss an opportunity to grasp on to a media headline, has issued a statement to Kevin Federline via a letter President Ingrid E. Newkirk (you just know she has hairy pits), saying:

…apparently, to an entire litter of children.

Seriously, how many kids does she HAVE in there?  10?  12?  She doesn’t need to give birth in a hospital.  She needs to birth these kids in a box under the stairs and wait for kindly neighbors to come and pick out which ones they like the best.

Personally, I always take the runt.

Jovovich, now 8 months pregnant and likely to drop any day now, says she has no idea how she put on 70 pounds in the past 4 months, reports the Daily Mail:

Seems that Lily Allen is trying to become a more toothsome version of UK trainwreck Amy Winehouse.  Though, to me, she just looks like she’s vying for a role in The Other Sister 2.

After already getting into trouble with the law by allegedly (which, just so you know, means they freakin’ did it) assaulting a photog last month, the Cockney-accented crooner decided to give an impromptu performance at London’s Studio Valbonne.  She performed (to use the word liberally) a few songs for the crowd assembled for the launch of Braun Satin haircare and proceeded to get so drunk as to forget the words to her own songs.  And that’s kind of sad, since she only has one cds-worth to even know.

Here’s a slew o’ links to start your October off right, if you’re into that sort of thing:

Vanessa Hudgens is ironic (Drunken Stepfather)

When Britney Spears thinks you’re off-balanced and creepy… (D-Listed)

Eva Longoria and that guy from Not Another Teen Movie have a sex video (Funny or Die)

And now that we have your attention, Britney Spears also has a sex tape (Egotastic)

Clay Aiken is fat…and gay…don’t forget the ‘gay’ part (Fatback and Collards)

I TOLD you Brokeback Mountain should have won (Pajiba)

Some guy wastes his nudity on Nic Cage (A Socialite’s Life)

J.J. Abrams gives net-theorists a new pic to jerk off over for the next month (1-18-08)

And finally, after the jump, the trailer for Guillermo del Toro’s The Orphanage.  I’m already scared.