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Well, it’s been almost five minutes, so it’s not surprising that Britney would let her vagina out for air.  I swear to God, someone should call DHR on her lady parts, because they are clearly the most neglected areas on her body.  She can’t even remember to cover her beav before it goes out in public.  What kind of mother IS she?  Someone should call K-Fed and make sure he gets custody of this, too.

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The uncensored pictures are available after the jump!

Liza Minnelli, paramour of everything gay, weighed in on Britney Spears, paramour of everything trashy in the St. Petersburg Times

“I just feel horrible for her. You know, she’s got a disease. And when you have a disease, you cannot help it. So it’s not your fault, but you’re responsible for it. I just feel so bad for her because I don’t think anybody really understands what’s going on. The way the press is now, she’s getting so much attention. Somebody said to me the other day, ‘God, you have to go to jail to get a good review.’ (guffaws) It’s an interesting period. They used to have clauses and contracts where you can’t get bad publicity or you’d get fired. But now bad publicity is good publicity. I just keep working and don’t think about it much.”

The things we missed while we’ve been away…

Jack Bauer prepares for prison rape on the next 24 (IDLYITW)

In response to french fries and crack, Bobby Brown’s heart’s prerogative was to explode (Celebitchy)

Wanna see a hairy man’s ass? Well, do ya? Tom Ford is happy to oblige (D-listed)

Superbad’s Bill Hader likes to creep people out (Bill Hader Online)

Looks like Amy Winehouse has been jerking off frogs (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

Airbrushing makes Tara Reid 57% less vomit-inducing (Hollywood Tuna)

Lohan might have finally done something right (Celebrity Cowboy)

Brit shows quite a bit of tit in the uncensored version of the Gimme More video, just to give her vag a break. The video, after the jump…

You can almost always count on SNL to blow its wad in the first 30 minutes, and this past Saturday was no exception. Andy Sandberg’s hilarious take on K-Fed’s parenting tips almost made up for the lackluster remainder of the show. Isn’t Seth Rogen supposed to be funny?

About Saw 4

Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda are dead. Now, upon the news of Detective Kerry’s murder, two seasoned FBI profilers, Agent Strahm and Agent Perez, arrive in the terrified community to assist the veteran Detective Hoffman in sifting through Jigsaw’s latest grizzly remains and piecing together the puzzle. However, when SWAT Commander Rigg is abducted and thrust into a game, the last officer untouched by Jigsaw has but ninety minutes to overcome a series of demented traps and save an old friend or face the deadly consequences.

Trailer after the jump………

This weeks HCotW is Sophie Anderton.

About Sopie Anderton

Anderton attended Redland High School for Girls in Bristol between 1988 & 1993. During this time she sustained serious injuries in a road accident necessitating some 18 operations from which she took 3 years to recover. In 1993 she briefly attended Bristol Cathedral School. After school she developed a career as a model, and became famous in 1999 after appearing in revealing underwear for the provocative Gossard Glossies “Girl in the grass” advertising campaign shot by Herb Ritz, with the strapline “Who said a woman couldn’t get pleasure from something soft ?”.

Guess what everyone? BuzzPatrol staff, mostly Austin, have been hard at work on the boring shit like coding and stuff making the new section of BuzzPatrol where we offer 21k+ celebrity wallpapers for you to use freely. It’s all ready to go and we even have a new idea to go with it.

To celebrate the launch of our new Celebrity Wallpapers section of BuzzPatrol I proudly bring you “Hot Celeb of the Week”. This will work by me picking out one hot ass celeb each week from our selection of over 470 different celebs in our new section of BuzzPatrol called, un-magically, Celebrity Wallpaper! Then each day I will post a wallpaper from that celebs page and post it on the site since some of you people are too lazy to go and look.

We here at BuzzPatrol have been given the chance to use the latest in DNA projective technology to suggest to the readers exactly what Jennifer Lopez’s and Marc Anthony’s much-rumored new baby will look like.  I hope you haven’t eaten recently…

The horror, after the jump…