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Jessica Simpson was showing off her amazing legs and gaping mouth in LA last week and rumor has it there may be a new man responsible for that smile. Owen Wilson and Jessica got to hang out at Willie Nelson’s lawn-mower race last week, and now sources are saying that these two had their first date on Sunday night. Think they’ll make a good couple?

Hey you guys, this is Shane, writer here at BuzzPatrol.  I just wanted to thank you all for the fun experience of writing for you over the past couple of months.  It’s been a blast reading all of your comments.  Austin will be taking over writing duties exclusively for a time now, while I go on to less time-intensive work like holding down two jobs.  I hope you will all still come to BuzzPatrol for your celeb news and gossip, since ya know, it’s a pretty darned good website.

And that in and of itself isn’t a surprise.

Steve-O, of vomiting and ball-torture fame, posed naked this week in an ad to support PETA. What he’s done in this ad campaign, though, hasn’t put me off fur. It’s put me off of food. For at least a week.

Seriously, with that penchant for tattoos, I really think he should cover up that old man ass. Gross.

See the uncensored pic HERE.

According to the Los Angeles Police Department, Britney Spears turned herself in to authorities at the Van Nuys County Jail:

“At approximately 9:25 PM Miss Britney Spears checked into the Van Nuys County Jail for a court ordered booking. She was put through standard booking procedures which included booking photographs, fingerprinting and collection of information. Britney was at all time cooperative in the process. She was there approximately 45 minutes.” (Source)

The booking was in response to the following hit and run accident famously caught on tape:

You can always count on Saturday Night Live to have one really funny skit per week, and this week’s episode was no exception.  Here, a play on Sundance’s Iconoclasts featuring a supposed dialogue between sports legend Charles Barkley and Bjork.  I brought my wheel!

OK, I admit it. I watch The View. No, not for the insipid interviews, for the fighting. In the past year, the all-female panel of co-hostesses have fed the gluttonous need for screaming and yelling that have been absent in my life ever since The Jerry Springer Show was castrated years ago. Battling divas Elisabeth Hasselbeck, of Survivor fame, and Rosie O’Donnell, of cunnilingus fame, week-in and week-out went at it like two prisoners fighting over the last cigarette in the pack. And then this happened….

Everyone on God’s green Earth has seen Kelly’s freakin’ hilarious video for “Shoes.” And now, the Living Dead Girlz have given us a zombie-themed parody entitled, aptly, “Brains,” just in time for Halloween.

I really want to hang out with the girl who dances with the chainsaw. I think we could be friends.

I know we usually only give you guys viral video on Tuesdays, but DUDE, this shit is AWFUL. I mean, just ears-bleeding, gut-busting God awful.

So naturally, we love it.

Here, Miss Douglas, Stacy Hedger, plays the worst rendition of the Star Wars theme I’ve ever heard, complete with silver fringe, interpretive dance, and something that looks a LOT like a camel toe. Enjoy!