It’s Viral Tuesday here at BuzzPatrol, and this week’s clip is a classic from MadTV, back when it was actually funny. If you’ve ever been annoyed by those QVC plus size fashion collections shows, then this is the skit for you. It’s fuuuuuuuuuuu-ny.
“She looks like a beautiful mountain…”
I swear to God, if I were this girl’s father, I would lock her in her room ’til she’s 30.
Vudge has apparently posed for more than just the original batch of pics showing her ta-ta’s and au natural briar patch. She’s got even more scandalous, lezbionic, and just downright tacky pics out there.
And who’s gonna link you to them? Well, BuzzPatrol, of course!
Get to the good stuff after the jump!
What? Amy Winehouse? Not MY Amy Winehouse!
Yep, your Amy Winehouse. She likes the booze, which I KNOW must be a shock for you all. What might actually be shocking to you, though, is her greenroom request sheet for the MOBO Awards:
(2) bottles of Rioja, (2) cases of Heineken, (1) large bottle of premium vodka, (2) bottles of champagne, and (2) bottle of Jack Daniels. (Source)
I don’t think I drank that much in my entire college run. This woman must have a liver the size of a Buick. In fact, maybe it’s the uncontrollable liver growth that’s pushing out her teeth and pushing her hair heavenward!
Her name is Whitney, bitches, so perk up!
Reports are that Whitney has just signed a $100 million dollar contract with Arista and will be back in the game REALLY soon.
Jesus, can you even imagine how much crack $100 million can buy you? Me neither! Guess we could just ask Britney…
Seems to me that now that Brit has taken over as the Queen of All That Is Crazy, Whitney’s gotta do something interesting to get her Queen of the Night crown back. Might I suggest a nude photo or two?
There is a long list of Hollywood celebrities I wouldn’t mind seeing in the buff: dark and broody Jake Gyllenhaal, my future-ex-husband Heath Ledger, even Dane Cook if I could be assured that he’d not be allowed to speak during the entirety of my viewing pleasure.
Margaret Cho, however, is not (I repeat NOT) on this list. I love her like a cold beer on a hot Alabama day, but I just don’t want to see her belly fat jiggle at me like some sort of out-of-control Jell-O snack pack. I just don’t, dammit.
Britney Spears may be just as crazy as Whitney Houston, but her ex-bodyguard sure as hell ain’t Kevin Coster. That’s for damned sure.
Tony Barretto, or Fat Tony as he has been monikered in the press, is about the world’s shittiest bodyguard alive. First, he makes a declaration to the court that he had concerns for Britney Spears’ drug use and nudity around her 1- and 2-year old sons. And now the glorified bouncer is selling his story to every reporter with a pencil and a $20 bill.
I was going to try and come up with some sort of clever title for this entry, but you know, the topic of licking your pet’s ass just doesn’t lend itself to puns. That, and I am still fighting off a series of dry heaves from watching this video.
First abortions. Now bestiality. What do you guys think could POSSIBLY be next? All I know is I’m having my grandma put into hiding just in case Sarah gets horny…
Much to the dismay of Oscar de la Hoya’s lawyers, who have vehemently denied their client’s involvement in cross-dressing pictures being splattered across the Internet, another pic has found its way to X17online.
They’re claiming it’s Oscar again. What do you think?
I think he should stay away from fishnets.
The stripper in the pic, “Milana,” will be doing an interview tomorrow night on Entertainment Tonight. This should be interesting…
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