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Is there a crime this girl hasn’t committed?  I mean, there’s life in the fast lane, and then there’s just fast-trackin’ it to become Andy Dick.

Page Six reports that Steve-O of Jackass infamy claimed in an interview with Howard Stern yesterday that Lindsay once stole a bag of “Boog Suge” from him while visiting his house.  He even has written proof of the caper, since she had to sign a release to be in the house (since he was filming a DVD).

Guess which celebrity has the Crypt Keeper appendages?

 Find out after the jump!

Isn’t that exactly what this picture looks like?

This looks exactly like what I pictured the boogeyman as when I was a child, trying to climb in through my bedroom window to kill my parents and steal my G.I. Joes (hey, I was a kid…I had weird fears).  Except I never pictured the boogeyman to be so…what’s the word?  Oh yes — white.

And unattractive.  REALLY unattractive.

The jury returned today in the Phil Spector murder trial with a 10-2 hung deliberation.  In which direction were they leaning?  No idea.  But, regardless, Phil is due another day in court, and a retrial will likely be scheduled soon.

What I have to wonder is, will the guy even make it to trial?  I mean, Jesus Christ, he has to be like 134 years old by now.  Those aren’t bags under his eyes.  They’re weather rings to let us know the seasonal precipitation patterns of the last century.

A spoonful of bitchiness makes the medicine go down…

Heidi Montag may be ignorant, but at least she has big tits (D-listed)

For anyone interested in what Britney does in the bathroom (Yeeeah!)

Keifer likes to drink and drive…a lot (Celebitchy)

Heath Ledger is a lady, man ladies’ man (IDLYITW)

Hasn’t Rwanda been through enough?  Do they really deserve Paris? (Celebslam)

Rich’s America’s Next Top Model recaps make Mondays bearable  (FourFour)

And finally, just because you should be watching this show, let’s go to the mall with Canadian pop star Robin Sparkles of How I Met Your Mother after the jump!

Keira Knightly puts the tabloid media in its place, in an effort to dispel rumors that she has an eating disorder and to take yet another opportunity to let working class Americans know just how rough life is as a jet-setting millionairess:

I hate red carpet events; I absolutely hate them.  I don’t like the fact that people write, “Oh you look like crap” in print. Or “I don’t like your arms.”

I’m not Wonder Woman.  I have self-esteem problems.  Everybody does.  You know, skinny people are allowed to feel shit about themselves.

And everywhere he goes…people know how much Paris is payin’.  (Sha-dum, sha-dum.)

Paris Hilton has taken the mission that God put her own while she served time in prison to a whole new level: rescuing hot men from poverty!   Paris met the Alex Vaggo, a Swedish tourist, at a Hollywood youth hostel.  The New York Post reports:

We all met Alex on the street near the USA Hostel in Hollywood. The hostel is $27 a night and they shove in six people to a room. But in the morning there are all the pancakes you can eat. Our friend introduced him to Paris and she immediately took a liking to him. He’s very hot. He’s living much better now.

Nicole Ritchie was photographed in Hawaii this week committing a big pregnancy no-no: making baby stew in the hotel jacuzzi.

There are, of course, going to be conflicting views as to whether or not a pregnant woman should lounge in a hottub because of chance of increased risk of birth defects due to high heat.  But one thing I have to wonder is:  why would you WANT to get into a hotel hottub with a baby on board?  You might as well have 20-30 strangers hook up in your bathtub, leave behind a fair amount of DNA, and then take a nice, long soak with your baby!