In what can only be described as an utterly WTF story, a Korean dude managed to evade an indecent assault conviction because of the way in which in masturbated!!
Last year, a celebrity manager, who has not been named, so for the sake of this story we’ll call him Mr. Wank, followed a woman in her office in posh Gangnam area of Seoul, which many of you will have heard of because of that stupid song by Korean rapper Psy that just wouldn’t go away.
Once inside the woman’s office, Mr. Wank started masturbating directly in front of the woman, who clearly wasn’t expected such an eyeful and began screaming in shock. She also started hurling stationary and other office supplies at the guy and obviously being hit with a stapler and suchlike put him off his game, so after about 30 seconds he stopped what he was doing and ran away. Continue Reading